So You Wanne Be A UFC Fighter?

So last night was the premiere of The Kimbo Slice Show... check that... The Ultimate Fighter: Heavyweights. (Is anyone else looking forward to watching the "YouTube Sensation!!!" getting knocked flat on his ass by a REAL fighter?) Anyways... the first fight was between Team Rashad's Jon Madsen and Team Rampage's Abe Wagner. Before the fight, Madsen said his gameplan was to take Wagner to the ground every chance he got. Wagner said he could block the takedown attempts, and even if he DID end up on his back, he didn't think Madsen's ground game was "anything to write home about". Well judging by the size of this cut on Wagner's dome, I hope he still remembers how to write, period. It can never be a good thing when, during a fight, it looks like someone turned on a faucet of blood inside your forehead. The line of the night was when the doctor said something like "You may have a fracture inside there", and Wagner responded with "You can see the bone?!" Dude, look in a mirror. You can see the back of your skull. And the dude sitting behind you. Your head is now see-through, so... yeah. Enjoy that.

Free Counter